Wikipedia:

The phrase "the United States" was originally treated as plural-e.g., "the United States are"-including in the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, ratified in 1865. It became common to treat it as singular-e.g., "the United States is"-after the end of the Civil War. The singular form is now standard; the plural form ( Read more... )

upcoming plot ideas shit that would be epic

★ needs more drunkety-drunk. AND NOT JUST YOU, ENGLAND.
★ two words: space cake. LOVE BROWNIES, DUDE, LET'S GET ON THE RASTAFARIAN MYSTERY MACHINE. All Canada's fault
★ SHOW FRANCE WHAT GOOD OL' 'MERIKUN COOKIN' IS ALL ABOUT. I got it from McDonald's shut up★ NEEDS MOAR COLD WAR. Hey Russia, lose some ( Read more... )

I am a loser and decided that hay, SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO GIFTMAS RIGHT! So, in the spirit of pure laziness efficacy, I decided to list anything and everything America would have gotten his peeps for the holidays~!

( CHRISTMAS! FUCK YEAH! )

It's great to be an American - the economy is at its best, our edumacation is top-notch, we're free to do and say as we please, and we certainly have the best culinary taste in the world! It's definitely easy to show your enthusiasm for these United States! But when those "I ♥ AMERICA" t-shirts and those Lady of Liberty statuettes fall short, I'm ( Read more... )